What I have learned over the past few months

Just a few important things I have learned (in order)

What an oil spill looks like in June:

(awful isn't it?!?!)

How to sit still:

(it's ok to make Bo Derek references here)

How to mend/climb fences:

sorry about shooting you in the face earlier TB....

Ballet:

I'd like World Pees

Soccer:

(thats me kicking the goal!)

How to Boil Crawfish:

How not to pet a camel:

seriously - that was gross. Do you see the saliva?!?