Yes, it is true. After numerous awards and titles – Lorena Ochoa retires to spend more time with her family.
The reason this is relevant? Mommy bought me a set of golf clubs yesterday. So rest assured, Ms Ochoa’s spiked shoes will NOT go vacant for long.
I was so excited about my clubs that the first thing I did this morning was get out of bed and retrieve my pink wood (ok, plastic). THEN I went to Mommy’s room and hit her in the head with the club to wake her up.
I had the ball in my hand, but couldn’t get it to balance on her nose. Maybe tomorrow morning.
Mommy loves me.