I have a favorite word. It is "favorite". As in, "Mommy, I need this toy, it is my favorite" or "this is my favorite snack", "THIS is my favorite snack", and the most efficient way I have learned: "Mommy, your bed is my FAVORITE".
I have also decided that I like to discipline. Especially Jezza, my dog. You see, I get a popsicle everytime I poo-poo in the potty still, but before I can get Mommy's attention to show her my poo-poo, JEZZA EATS IT. So then I run around waggin my finger saying "Jezza, don't eat my poo-poo!" Could you ever picture yourself saying those words?
I hope no one is eating while reading this....