well - it has been a while. I know. I might be two, but I do know some things.
My Daddy is gone. I know I shouldn't say that - but he is. He has been gone for more than four months. If you ask me, I will gladly tell you "
Daddy is in an airplane. He will come home for my Birthday" AND if you are lucky, a plane will pass by and I will chase after it yelling "daddy, daddy,
HI DADDY!"
I am a lucky girl to have such a brave daddy. But anyhoo...
My crazy mommy has decided that since Daddy has been gone she is going to teach me a few things. Like,
saying good-bye to a pacy, a crib, and diapers.
Saying hello to cool places like New Orleans, Orange Beach (we had a few good days before the oil rolled in), St Johns...
well really, after St John's everything went downhill.
And REALLY annoying stuff like "yes M'aam, Thank You, Please"
Did you know you get a POPSICLE every time you poo-poo in the potty?? Had I know that, I would have done it YEARS ago. (at least two) Now if only my dog
Jezza would stop eating it before I could show Mommy my accomplishments.
Kisses???
I have also taken it upon myself to teach MOMMY a few things as well. Patience being the biggest of them all. And I do have to remind her every now and then that certain things,
such as drowning me, are still illegal. Bless her.
My Birthday is coming up - soon. Which means Daddy is coming home. Soon. Then maybe I will stop hearing Mommy reminding herself every Wednesday "only six more days til Tuesday Boozeday". I don't get Tuesday Boozeday - but I guess that is because I stay with my Jenny Claire and GDiddy that night every week.
Hmmmmmm...
Thanks Bev for reminding me to write about things that make me smile!